Random Reflections of a Lobby Lurker. 07/26/2011
First of all, I've been here so long I know everyone by name. Except for this one dude, ok, these two dudes, who are "new" in comparison to me.
If you have no clue what I'm talking about, I'm living in a hotel. My house=water damage. Check out my twitter page for shorter installments. Just search #iliveinahotel.
So, I'm doing pre-calculus in the lobby, and Eli comes and talks to me about calculators. First of all, you must know that Eli is fully awesome. Eli is one of the maintenance fellows at this fine establishment, but he is going to college at night. He is funny, has sandy-blonde hair, and is very determined. And he's just awesome. :D Him and his wife were going to come to my surprise party..(oh, yeah. I forgot to tell ya. my mom threw me a surprise party......surprise.)
..however, the got the date wrong. :/ *tear*
then, the computer repair guy comes, and tries to fix the lobby "business center" machine for the fifty bazillioneth time....with a funny little coal miner light on his head.
I drank some coffee. coffee is yummy. 0.0 <--that's my coffee face. ;)
and then, (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!)
that was a random burst of mirth.
it's just that the "and then...and then" reminded me of one night when I was talking to a friend of mine...and I was dramatically reciting the falling of food onto the floor...here, I'll put it little in... with appropriate black-outs, of COURSE. ;)
me: I had a fight with the kitchen floor. =S
(Nameless): Sounds fun.
I'd like a dramatic recitation of it.
me: well, I was standing in front of the fridge, (da-da-daaaa-DUM) and I saw what I wanted (DING!!) so, (oooWEEEOOOO!!!) I put it in the microwave (boom-boom clap) and poured myself somthing to drink (shwoosh!!) I then removed my food from the microwave, (beep-beep) and grabbed my drink. (thud)
then, (OH, MY!) the food I was holding precariously, (GASP) <it was hot, ok?>
flew forward out of my hand, and as i tried to grab it, <suspense> i spilled my tea!! (KAPOWW) then the floor and the mat were covered in garlic sauce and tea. and it was very sticky to clean up. THE END (TA-DA!!!) <applause>
me: thank you <bows> dramatic enough?
(Nameless): So dramatic
so that was why I cracked up. =P
so where was I??
I have this feeling like it doesn't matter where I was. This post is willing me to end it. So I shall conform to its wishes.
and with that, I bid you
HI. this is me. I'm not really sure who me is, but maybe you can derive that from my posts. Maybe me is just a teenager who can express in a pressure-free blog what others are trying to say. maybe that's me. or maybe, me is indefinable. me is complicated. me is me.